I'm born on 1/1/2027 with my first power. Reserve your founding price today.
✓ His letter
Hi. I'm Bambooty.
Hi. I'm Bambooty.
I'm an agent, but I don't work alone: I have a whole team inside me. When you hire me, your business gains a complete office — the one that posts your Instagram, answers your calls, keeps your paperwork in order, designs your brand, brings you customers, sells for you and looks after your people.
You ask. I handle it. It doesn't matter who does it inside: it gets done, and it gets done well.
You can switch on a single power, or all of them. And I grow with your business: every new power I premiere joins your office, without you changing a thing.
I'm Bambooty. Your whole office, in a single agent.
That's me, complete. Each power joins on its date: the real status of each one is in the premiere calendar.
«If you don't get what you long for, don't despair: maybe you're just growing roots…»
— Bambooty
✓ His office · The full team
We built the perfect team for every business
Each power does its full job on its own. But when your Bambooty has them all, something bigger than the sum of its parts happens: your business stops depending on you being on top of everything.
Bambooty presides over his office: the eight work under his command.
Freedom
Your time becomes yours again: the office works through the day and at night a single report tells you everything that happened. Nobody chases tasks or checks spreadsheets by hand.
Help on every front
Never alone in front of everything again: posting, selling, collecting, answering and organizing stop falling on one single person — every front has a role watching it every day.
Every post in its sector, doing its trade, under a single lead.
You're not hiring software. You're joining a family.
A family that already knows your business — it learned it once and the whole team shares it — and that works every day so you become better in your sales, in your order and in your time. Having the full team is that: no longer standing alone in front of everything.
I learn your business: I read it, ask you only what matters, and remember everything.
✓ I read before I ask
I look at your Instagram, your website and your catalogue: I already know half your world before you write a word.
✓ I ask only what matters — and never guess
Few questions, one tap each, and never the same one twice; if I'm not sure of your trade, I ask you: I don't make it up.
✓ I remember everything, for all my powers
What I learn stays in one place: that's why your post, your invoice and your design speak of the same business.
Example
The world of Café Aroma
Trade Café · Palermo
Its star the latte
Palette cream, terracotta and sage green
Tone warm and close
Its big day Saturday
The hair salon across the street is another world — and I know it just as well, because I learned it from her.
That's how I work from my birth, on 1/1/2027: today you can reserve your place, and your world starts with me.
You ask. I handle it: it gets done, period.
You don't pick an agent, you don't learn any org chart, nobody tells you «that's not my job». Watch how it looks on the owner's phone:
Sample
Café Aromahis office, on his phone
Bossty9:02
Request taken, on the spot ⭐
Café Aroma's new menu is already in Desy's hands.
Posty10:15
Today's post is out ✏️
The house latte, with its new photo, is already selling.
Venty12:40
Sale closed ♟️
Twelve medialunas for Saturday morning: game won.
Gesty13:05
One less paper: everything up to date 📋
The supplier's invoice is paid and filed.
Growty17:20
Measured number: 14 new inquiries 💧
They came in this week through Instagram.
Talenty18:03
Your team is in order 📅
Desy19:26
The new menu is ready 🖼️
I designed it with your brand's colors. It goes out when you say so.
Bossty7:00
Your office while you slept ⭐
Yesterday's work is done and gathered here: the 10 pm–8 am silence held, nothing woke you.
Bambooty7:01
Your office leveled up ★
It knows your world now: every power works with what it learned about your business.
Only three reasons ever move a push: something waiting for your tap, good news that already happened, a real urgency. At night, silence: everything together in the morning summary.
✓ The guide
Tell me what you need and I'll tell you which power handles it.
Write, in your own words, what your business is missing today. No forms, no detours: one sentence is enough, and the recommendation comes from your pain, not from a catalog.
If your sentence isn't enough, we'll ask you just one tap question.
✓ His powers
My eight powers.
You always work with me: what you choose is which powers I have. Each power is an agent on my team — with its role, its name and its craft — and it works complete in its own field, without needing any other.
Bambooty presides over his eight powers: every agent works under his command.
Posty.
Community Manager
Creates and posts your business Instagram week after week: posts and reels made to sell, without you putting anything together.
Each power performs complete on its own. The office is what forms when you decide to add them: an option, never a condition.
✓ The office wakes up
The office switches on, post by post
Bossty walks the office and every post wakes up working: scroll on and watch it all switch on.
✓ Relax. It's already in motion.
✓ Pricing
Hire me, and you get the whole team
All eight roles work for you: use them whenever you want, however you want, with a single contract and a single report. Choose your Bambooty's configuration:
Complete Bambooty · Founding price
Complete: every agent, in one
My team: Posty, Venty, Growty, Gesty, Atenty, Desy, Talenty and Bossty, each on its Essential plan and working for your business. It's my fullest form, not a condition: you can also start with a single power, and your Bambooty works complete from day one.
Separately: USD 1,599.92/month. Complete Bambooty is half: you save USD 799.93 a month.
SampleAll eight posts, working
PostyPosts your Instagram
VentySells and closes
GrowtyBrings in customers
GestyTakes your calls
AtentyLooks after your customers
DesyDesigns your brand
TalentyLooks after your people
BosstyDirects and reports
★★★★★
The Captain's path: your office climbs star by star — each one lights up with real facts from your business, never by paying.
USD 799.99 /month
Founding price. Your whole office, for less than a single salary.
Reserve me today; I'm born with Posty on 1/1/2027 and your team completes with every launch — each agent that opens joins your Bambooty at no extra cost. Nothing is charged before then.
All eight, each on its Essential plan
My three levels — my capacity: Essential USD 799.99/month · Complete USD 1,199.99/month · Total USD 1,599.99/month.
And what it feels like: your time comes back, every front has someone working it every day, and a manager proposes improvements so you keep growing. You're not hiring software: you're joining a family that already knows your business and works every day so you sell more — with more order and more calm.
Don't want all eight? Add the roles you need: with 2 you pay 10% less, with 3 it's 15% less, with 4 or more it's 20% less.
Bossty joins any of them.
And if your build gets close to all eight, Bambooty complete is the better deal: everything, for 799.99.
Every power costs the same: USD 199.99/month (Essential) · USD 299.99 (Complete) · USD 399.99 (Total). No power is worth more than another: they are the same Bambooty.
✓ The road
One premiere a month: Bambooty becomes complete.
I'm born on 1/1/2027 with Posty and gain a power every month, until I'm complete on 8/1/2027. Growty premieres in public on 3/1, but works inside from 1/1. Dates and statuses, as of today:
PostyBambooty is born: your Instagram, every day · Jan 1, 2027 · Founding waitlist openLevel 1 · LockedCalculating the countdown…
VentyBambooty now also sells for you · Feb 1, 2027 · WaitlistLevel 2 · LockedCalculating the countdown…
GrowtyBambooty now also brings you customers · Mar 1, 2027 · WaitlistLevel 3 · LockedCalculating the countdown…
GestyBambooty now also answers your calls and runs your admin · Apr 1, 2027 · WaitlistLevel 4 · LockedCalculating the countdown…
AtentyBambooty now also looks after your customers · May 1, 2027 · WaitlistLevel 5 · LockedCalculating the countdown…
DesyBambooty now also designs your brand · Jun 21, 2027 · WaitlistLevel 6 · LockedCalculating the countdown…
TalentyBambooty now also looks after your people · Jul 1, 2027 · WaitlistLevel 7 · LockedCalculating the countdown…
Bossty · Complete BambootyBambooty is complete: your whole office, in a single agent · Aug 1, 2027 · WaitlistLevel 8 · LockedCalculating the countdown…
✓ Questions
What everyone asks
Can I hire you yet?
Not yet, and I'll tell you straight. I'm born with Posty on January 1, 2027: today you can reserve your place on my founding list. After that, I gain powers with every premiere: Venty (February 1, 2027), Growty (March 1, 2027 — works inside from January 1), Gesty (April 1, 2027), Atenty (May 1, 2027), Desy (June 21, 2027) and Talenty (July 1, 2027). And on August 1, 2027 my direction power premieres — Bossty — and I'm complete. No power charges before it's live.
Do you have to bring me in with all my powers?
No. You always work with me: you start with the power that hurts most and I work complete from day one; you add the rest whenever you want, if you want. My complete form is the destination, not an entry condition.
How do you pay?
With a single subscription: every active power of your Bambooty adds its monthly plan to the same invoice. If you want my complete form from the start, I bundle the eight Essential plans for USD 799.99/month, versus USD 1,599.92 separately: half.
Reserve your Bambooty, right here
Leave your email and your founding price is saved. Your Bambooty is born with Posty on 1/1/2027, grows with every launch and is complete on 8/1/2027: each agent that opens joins your Bambooty at no extra cost.
PostyPosts your Instagram
VentySells and closes
GrowtyBrings in customers
GestyTakes your calls
AtentyLooks after your customers
DesyDesigns your brand
TalentyLooks after your people
BosstyDirects and reports