I'm Bambooty. I don't work alone: I carry a whole team inside — the one that posts your Instagram, takes your calls, sorts your paperwork, designs your brand, brings in customers, sells for you and looks after your people. Every agent. Just one: me.
I'm born on 1/1/2027 with my first power. Reserve your founding price today — nothing is charged before then.
✓ His letter
Hi. I'm Bambooty.
Hi. I'm Bambooty.
I'm an agent, but I don't work alone: I have a whole team inside me. When you hire me, your business gains a complete office — the one that posts your Instagram, answers your calls, keeps your paperwork in order, designs your brand, brings you customers, sells for you and looks after your people.
You ask. I handle it. It doesn't matter who does it inside: it gets done, and it gets done well.
You can switch on a single power, or all of them. And I grow with your business: every new power I premiere joins your office, without you changing a thing.
I'm Bambooty. Your whole office, in a single agent.
That's me, complete. Each power joins on its date: the real status of each one is in my powers and in the premiere calendar.
«If you don't get what you long for, don't despair: maybe you're just growing roots…»
— Bambooty
✓ His office · The full team
We built the perfect team for every business
Each power does its full job on its own. But when your Bambooty has them all, something bigger than the sum of its parts happens: your business stops depending on you being on top of everything.
Bambooty presides over his office: the eight work under his command.
Freedom
Your time becomes yours again: the office works through the day and at night a single report tells you everything that happened. Nobody chases tasks or checks spreadsheets by hand.
Help on every front
Never alone in front of everything again: posting, selling, collecting, answering and organizing stop falling on one single person — every front has a role watching it every day.
Your Instagram, selling for you — posts and reels made to sell, without you putting anything together.
Sales that close — every inquiry answered and followed through to the close.
New clients coming in — measured growth, with the cost of every inquiry on view.
Your calls, answered — she answers the phone for you and keeps your schedule, paperwork and collections up to date, without you checking a thing.
Clients, cared for — no complaint is left waiting or unfollowed.
Design that represents you — every piece looks like your business, nothing generic.
Your team, in order — files, dates and shifts for your people, never forgotten.
Direction that pushes you — the whole picture watched, with a single report for you.
Every post in its sector, doing its trade, under a single lead.
You're not hiring software. You're joining a family.
A family that already knows your business — it learned it once and the whole team shares it — and that works every day so you become better in your sales, in your order and in your time. Having the full team is that: no longer standing alone in front of everything.
I learn your business: I read it, ask you only what matters, and remember everything.
✓ I read before I ask
I look at your Instagram, your website and your catalogue: I already know half your world before you write a word.
✓ I ask only what matters — and never guess
Few questions, one tap each, and never the same one twice; if I'm not sure of your trade, I ask you: I don't make it up.
✓ I remember everything, for all my powers
What I learn stays in one place: that's why your post, your invoice and your design speak of the same business.
✓ You ask and it gets done
You ask me for something and it goes instantly to the power that resolves it.
Example
The world of Café Aroma
Trade Café · Palermo
Its star the latte
Palette cream, terracotta and sage green
Tone warm and close
Its big day Saturday
The hair salon across the street is another world — and I know it just as well, because I learned it from her.
That's how I work from my birth, on 1/1/2027: today you can reserve your place, and your world starts with me.
And once I know your world, I do everything for you. You just accept.
You ask. I handle it: it gets done, period.
You don't pick an agent, you don't learn any org chart, nobody tells you «that's not my job». You ask me in plain words and the task gets done.
You ask, and I take charge on the spot
You ask me through whatever channel you have, in plain words. The answer is instant: I take the request and it starts.
Inside, the owning power does it
Every request goes instantly to the power that resolves it, with its rules and its quality. No matter who does it: it gets done, and it gets done right.
You just accept
What needs your judgment reaches you already done or ready to go out. Once I know your world, I do everything for you: your only job is to accept.
✓ The guide
Tell me what you need and I'll tell you which power handles it.
Write, in your own words, what your business is missing today. No forms, no detours: one sentence is enough, and the recommendation comes from your pain, not from a catalog.
If your sentence isn't enough, we'll ask you just one tap question.
✓ His powers
My eight powers.
You always work with me: what you choose is which powers I have. Each power is an agent on my team — with its role, its name and its craft — and it works complete in its own field, without needing any other.
Bambooty presides over his eight powers: every agent works under his command.
Posty.
Community Manager
Creates and posts your business Instagram week after week: posts and reels made to sell, without you putting anything together.
Each power performs complete on its own. The office is what forms when you decide to add them: an option, never a condition.
✓ The office wakes up
The office switches on, post by post
Bossty walks the office and every post wakes up working: scroll on and watch it all switch on.
Posty
Venty
Growty
Gesty
Atenty
Desy
Talenty
Bossty
✓ Relax. It's already in motion.
✓ Pricing
Hire me, and you get the whole team
All eight roles work for you: use them whenever you want, however you want, with a single contract and a single report. Choose your Bambooty's configuration:
Complete Bambooty · Founding price
Complete: every agent, in one
My team: Posty, Venty, Growty, Gesty, Atenty, Desy, Talenty and Bossty, each on its Essential plan and working for your business. It's my fullest form, not a condition: you can also start with a single power, and your Bambooty works complete from day one.
Separately: USD 1,599.92/month. Complete Bambooty is half: you save USD 799.93 a month.
USD 799.99 /month
Founding price. Your whole office, for less than a single salary.
Reserve me today; I'm born with Posty on 1/1/2027 and your team completes with every launch — each agent that opens joins your Bambooty at no extra cost. Nothing is charged before then.
What my team does for you
My three levels — my capacity: Essential USD 799.99/month · Complete USD 1,199.99/month · Total USD 1,599.99/month.
And what it feels like: your time comes back, every front has someone working it every day, and a manager proposes improvements so you keep growing. You're not hiring software: you're joining a family that already knows your business and works every day so you sell more — with more order and more calm.
✓Posty. creates and posts el Instagram de tu negocio semana a semana: posteos y reels pensados para vender, sin que armes nada.
✓Venty. works your sales: answers every inquiry right away and follows it through to the close, so none of them goes cold.
✓Growty. brings you new customers: measured ad spend and one experiment a week, showing you what each inquiry that comes in costs.
✓Gesty. takes your calls for you and sorts your admin: schedule, paperwork, invoices and collections up to date, without you checking a thing.
✓Atenty. looks after your customers: answers questions and complaints fast, and takes care of every at-risk customer until their case is closed.
✓Desy. designs your brand's graphic pieces with your identity: posts, menus and print pieces ready to use.
✓Talenty. looks after your people: files, important dates and your team's day to day, organized and never forgotten.
✓Bossty. directs the whole operation for you: hands out the day's orders, checks every front against its goal and reports back to you in a single briefing.
That's how I work at my Essential level: all eight roles, each on its Essential plan. At Complete (USD 1,199.99/month) and Total (USD 1,599.99/month), all eight roles move up to that level of their plan.
Don't want all eight? Add the roles you need: with 2 you pay 10% less, with 3 it's 15% less, with 4 or more it's 20% less.
Bossty joins any of them.
And if your build gets close to all eight, Bambooty complete is the better deal: everything, for 799.99.
Every power costs the same: USD 199.99/month (Essential) · USD 299.99 (Complete) · USD 399.99 (Total). No power is worth more than another: they are the same Bambooty.
✓ The road
One premiere a month: Bambooty becomes complete.
I'm born on 1/1/2027 with Posty and gain a power every month, until I'm complete on 8/1/2027. Growty premieres in public on 3/1, but works inside from 1/1. Dates and statuses, as of today:
PostyBambooty is born: your Instagram, every day · Jan 1, 2027 · Founding waitlist open
VentyBambooty now also sells for you · Feb 1, 2027 · Waitlist
GrowtyBambooty now also brings you customers · Mar 1, 2027 · Waitlist
GestyBambooty now also answers your calls and runs your admin · Apr 1, 2027 · Waitlist
AtentyBambooty now also looks after your customers · May 1, 2027 · Waitlist
DesyBambooty now also designs your brand · Jun 21, 2027 · Waitlist
TalentyBambooty now also looks after your people · Jul 1, 2027 · Waitlist
Bossty · Complete BambootyBambooty is complete: your whole office, in a single agent · Aug 1, 2027 · Waitlist
✓ Questions
What everyone asks
Can I hire you yet?
Not yet, and I'll tell you straight. I'm born with Posty on January 1, 2027: today you can reserve your place on my founding list. After that, I gain powers with every premiere: Venty (February 1, 2027), Growty (March 1, 2027 — works inside from January 1), Gesty (April 1, 2027), Atenty (May 1, 2027), Desy (June 21, 2027) and Talenty (July 1, 2027). And on August 1, 2027 my direction power premieres — Bossty — and I'm complete. No power charges before it's live.
Do you have to bring me in with all my powers?
No. You always work with me: you start with the power that hurts most and I work complete from day one; you add the rest whenever you want, if you want. My complete form is the destination, not an entry condition.
How do you pay?
With a single subscription: every active power of your Bambooty adds its monthly plan to the same invoice. If you want my complete form from the start, I bundle the eight Essential plans for USD 799.99/month, versus USD 1,599.92 separately: half.
Reserve your Bambooty, right here
Leave your email and your founding price is saved. Your Bambooty is born with Posty on 1/1/2027, grows with every launch and is complete on 8/1/2027: each agent that opens joins your Bambooty at no extra cost. Nothing is charged before then.
Posty
Venty
Growty
Gesty
Atenty
Desy
Talenty
Bossty
